The wonderful mer__girl awarded me this
angelhands is going to Glastonbury. I’m not.
So I shall be having my own mini-festival in my back garden. Yeah you better believe it!
I’ve booked some top acts.
U2, Fingerbang, Badger and the Andrex Puppy, DeathCarrot, The Surprises and many more.
Oh yes! Admission is by ticket only and they cost £50 each.
Its bound to be crap worth every penny.