The wonderful mer__girl awarded me this

angelhands is going to Glastonbury. I’m not.

So I shall be having my own mini-festival in my back garden. Yeah you better believe it!

I’ve booked some top acts.

U2, Fingerbang, Badger and the Andrex Puppy, DeathCarrot, The Surprises and many more.

Oh yes! Admission is by ticket only and they cost £50 each.

Its bound to be crap worth every penny.

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.