| Guilt | What is yours? | Explain yourself |
| Culinary: | bacon sandwich with salad cream | I cannot resist. I must not resist. I shall not resist (unless it has potato) |
| Literary: | Crap 60’s British Scifi & horror | When reading these I try to imagine Patrick Allen in the lead role being all gruff and British. Supporting cast including Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing naturally |
| Audiovisual: | Cookery programmes | I like to think of myself as an undiscovered Keith Floyd |
| Musical: | Folk | I shouldn’t. But I do. I’m sorry. Will you forgive me? Please? |
| Celebrity: | John Sessions | I’ll admit it. I am the only person on Earth that still finds him amusing |
