Hunger – Slightly improved poetry by Stegzy Gnomepants.


Stop your incessant whining
You furry mosquito
You’re pestering me for food or drink
Or maybe a burrito

You’re prowling round the room
Yipping and yowling
You jump up on my desk
When pushed off you start growling

You are an impatient cat
You’ve only just been fed
It’s not your tea for quite some time
So go curl up on t’ bed

You’re nudging my hand
You’re tripping up my feet
Oh for fuck sake you annoying cat
Here! Have a plate of meat.

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.