| Why I hate living in Barnsley | Why I like living in Barnsley | |
| I’ve been a victim of crime in the past | 1 | There are some good farm shops near by |
| I’ve been abused in the streets by awful children | 2 | There is hardly any traffic |
| There is an increased population of Neanderthalic people living near by who don’t give a fuck about their environment and 80% of them still think it’s the 1980’s | 3 | There are trees |
| Too many chavs – The youth have no prospects apart from getting pregnant and wearing Burberry | 4 | The fish and chips are damn fine |
| Too many piss, smack and crack heads – I’m surprised I haven’t turned to drugs. It’s so depressing round here. | 5 | There are bees |
| No prospects – Anyone that earns a decent salary commutes to Sheffield, Leeds or Manchester. | 6 | All my stuff is here |
| If, in the unlikely event, I was to have children I wouldn’t want them to grow up round here | 7 | Erm |
| Public transport is shit – It can take an hour to travel 3 miles. | 8 | Oh er…. |
| I don’t know anybody – Even the people on my course don’t live near by. Everybody I do know lives miles away. | 9 | And… |
| There is nothing to do | 10 | ….erm yeah that too. |
