Stegzy Gnomepants started a Livejournal back in 2004 while working in a very boring job. This was on the advice of his then counsellor in an attempt to wean him away from the terrible addiction that was IRC.
After many adventures and battles with stupid people Stegzy reluctantly left his home town of Liverpool to move to Barnsley. However he had hoped the move would empower him to gain a better job, alas it didn’t and a year later he enrolled on a Foundation Degree in Journalism & Media Production before embarking on a television and media degree at the University of Huddersfield. Following his daring escape from the cruel conditions in this coal mine infested area, our hero Gnomepants fled to the relatively pleasant setting of rural Warwickshire
This blog chronicles the transition from a home owning, work slave to a penniless, unemployed gradutate and beyond. Incidently, in 2009, due to numerous reasons and fluctuations in social internet usage, Stegzy opted to move over to Dreamwidth for the next stage in this epic journey. However, this journey was not as epic as he had hoped and so, rather than admit fault, the only answer was to cease all online activity.
This idiotic idea soon passed and so he returned to the fold this time using LJ as a platform for run of the mill happenings. To further enhance his web presence, Gnomepants also reactivated The Other Compost as a vehicle for the really long well thought out posts and redesigned The Mucky Badger as a place to host his food writings.
Then in 2011, the badger came to WordPress. Herein you shall find all the best bits of LJ, Blogspot and more.
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What people have said about this journal:
Elephant Giraffe — I read this because the friends’ comments tend to be wry
Billzy — The only reason badgers still exist. I need cock.
Cortejo –Stegzy is goofy. I like goofy.
Melcena –Stegzy’s funny, smart, and I love to read his posts and take his craaazy polls. 😉
Wolf Shadow — Stegzy is nuts but also soft and lovely ;¬)
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