How the Badger met the Clopper

A while ago I did a poll asking what you would like to know. The winning entry was the Badger (me) meeting the Clopper (the wife ska angelhands).

So settle down with a good mug of tea, adjust your eye wear and prepare yourself for an epic adventure involving drugs, debauchery, mysticism and more loose ends than a wall of shelves put up by stegzy….Now read on….

When Badger Met Clopper

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Yaztromo the wizard of the Forest of Doom comes out of the screen and turns you into a basilisk for being an unbeliever.

Roll 2 dice. Accept this number of beatings from your big brother for pinching the dice from his Monopoly board game box.