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Today I feel really down. I have no idea why. Well…thats a lie. Im partly down because I have to “work” today. Sometimes this job gets me down. Too many stupid people, wanting stupid things or doing stupid things. I then spend about 30 minutes looking for a job else where but to no avail.

Ok so if in the slim chance, you have a job for me paying £16k or more please let me know!

Theres a key phrase I dread –
“Im no good with computers”
– No shit! That phrase normally preceeds “..
.and I want to turn my PC into a goat”
or ”
….can you tell me how to calculate the speed of galaxy B6 using MSpaint?”


Theres no hope for these people. ”
Oh but Steve, you know about computers you shouldnt be so hard on these people”
Yeah! I know about computers cos I took the fucking time to learn! I didn’t have anyone to ask about how to use internet exploder in 1997.

The little voice in my head says “KILL THEM ALL!” but for the lack of a weapon of mass destruction I have to pass.

When the Badger met the Clopper Part 4

A while ago I did a poll asking what you would like to know. The winning entry was the Badger (me) meeting the Clopper (the wife ska angelhands

Sosettle down with a good mug of tea, adjust your eye wear and prepareyourself for an epic adventure involving drugs, debauchery, mysticismand more loose ends than a wall of shelves put up by stegzy….Now read on.

Continuing the saga.

Where was I?

How the Badger met the Clopper Part 3

A while ago I did a poll asking what you would like to know. The winning entry was the Badger (me) meeting the Clopper (the wife ska angelhands).

So settle down with a good mug of tea, adjust your eye wear and prepare yourself for an epic adventure involving drugs, debauchery, mysticism and more loose ends than a wall of shelves put up by stegzy….Now read on.

When Badger met Clopper

How the Badger met the Clopper Part 2

A while ago I did a poll asking what you would like to know. The winning entry was the Badger (me) meeting the Clopper (the wife ska angelhands).

So settle down with a good mug of tea, adjust your eye wear and prepare yourself for an epic adventure involving drugs, debauchery, mysticism and more loose ends than a wall of shelves put up by stegzy….Now read on….

When Badger Met Clopper

How the Badger met the Clopper

A while ago I did a poll asking what you would like to know. The winning entry was the Badger (me) meeting the Clopper (the wife ska angelhands).

So settle down with a good mug of tea, adjust your eye wear and prepare yourself for an epic adventure involving drugs, debauchery, mysticism and more loose ends than a wall of shelves put up by stegzy….Now read on….

When Badger Met Clopper

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Yaztromo the wizard of the Forest of Doom comes out of the screen and turns you into a basilisk for being an unbeliever.

Roll 2 dice. Accept this number of beatings from your big brother for pinching the dice from his Monopoly board game box.