Grumpy Puss by Stegzy Gnomepants

I know a creature
That lives by me
It lives on land
And roams free

It grumps all day
It groans and gripes
It often makes noises
like old water pipes

It lives in you
and it lives in me
But runs away
When presented with tea

It can’t believe
the price of eggs
It can’t believe
the price of pegs

It would find distaste
It would find disdain
It would find a fault
In a ketchup stain

It’s never happy
Its always sad
Its constant moaning
Can drive you mad

Yes beware the grumpy puss
Seek not its kind
Its incessant whinging
Will take over your mind