stegzy

Excitement

The following really exciting things happened in Brierley this weekend:-

  • An alien invasion force landed, destroyed everything, saw the error of their ways, rebuilt everything then went back home
  • The Queen visited and gave everyone in the village a 50% share of her annual income. She then saw the error of her ways and cancelled the agreement
  • George W Bush came on a surprise visit, was assassinated but that was deemed tasteless and “irresponsible” so he was unassassinated and returned to the US
  • The Russians invaded; got bored and went home
  • An earthquake measuring 14 on the Richter Scale was felt (though this may just have been the wife farting in bed)
  • Someone parked a car on the road outside the Village club.

If the excitement continues on like this I might have to start selling tickets…

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.