Stupid of the day

user – Can you help me with the photocopier? I want to copy double sided originals to be single sided
stegzy – Ok. Well you need to set it up like this. Then put your documents on here like that. And press the green button like this.
user – Great
**Many copies later**
user – Oh its printing out blank pages.
stegzy – You have selected to copy double sided originals to single sided copies
user – Yes
stegzy – And these originals are single sided.
user – I’m sorry I don’t understand
stegzy – Neither do I
user – Eh?
stegzy – How you got onto a degree course.

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.