What’s gone on?

  • Would you buy a carpet from him?

    Historic note: Hi, 2025 Stegzy here. The video that was linked here was an advert for Mikes Carpets of Batley which had been ripped from VHS and uploaded to Youtube. It was my most popular Youtube video and had been quietly ranking up clicks and views for nearly 6 years.    Then someone made a…

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  • Paranoia

    Who’s watching you now? Is that really a blemish on the ceiling or is it really a secret camera recording your every move? How is it that sometimes you’re talking about someone and they call….or they pop by unexpectedly? How about when you’re picking your nose? How do you know 100% that nobody is watching…

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  • The Wife is off on business tomorrow night (returning Friday) which will mean Mrs Edson will no doubt be hiding in shadows waiting to get me again.

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  • Activity

    Last night the wife and I used our destructive skills to remove the polystyrene tiles from the hallway. Only another 6 rooms to go….All I can say is the 70’s have a lot to answer for…polystyrene indeed. Fashionable…not Surprisingly my ADSL connection was still on when I got home from work. In fact it managed…

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  • Eat at Stegz0rz

    Good evening Sirs and Madams, may I take your coats. Thank you for dining with us tonight at Stegz0rz we have an exclusive menu tonight would you care to take a look? Edit: The Gallery of Regrettable Food

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  • Unclean

    Some white rosed bugger has given me a cold. I’m all bunged up and feel like my head is full of stewed apple.

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  • Wazzaks

    As you might know, since moving from Civilization to Hicksville, my internet connection has been as reliable as the 78 to Halewood (which, for those unfamiliar with the 78, is totally unreliable). My Broadband connection has been more of an elasticband connection of late, dropping connections every so often, especially at night. During the day…

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  • Ace News! -> This Life:10 Years Later The original series mirrored some of my own adventures when I worked at Kilners. Brierley News -> Electricity board man came out (“He had a look at your box on the wall, I said it would be ok” – Mrs Owen) to investigate the spikes, cuts and surges…

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  • Running

    Now…I really hate it when people come round the office saying “ooh would you like to put in for so-and-so who fell down a mineshaft” or “Thingie in accounts is having a barmitzvah” or “That chap from down the corridor’s dog is having a briss” and they put out their little flat cap or envelope…

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