I had to be all manly today and try and fix two cars. So, after rubbing my face with dirt from the car and rolling a roll up cigarette I stood looking at both cars and pretended I knew what I was doing.

I popped the bonnet open on one of the cars. Poked around inside and tutted.

Having then reached the limit of my mechanical expertise I drove to a scrap yard where I was joined by similarly attired gentlemen who then stood around the Fiesta and tutted, sighed a bit and shook their heads. Eventually a price was plucked out of the ether and £50 later I came away with a new bulb for the Mondeo, a car stereo and a new wheel for the Fiesta.

My job done I settled back down to a less manly state of loading the dishwasher, doing a bit of tidying and moisturising my hands.

Ah the joys of being a modern man.

Times and How They Change

Thirty years ago


Twenty Years Ago

stegzyWow! Like hey! See that box…that’s an RM Nimbus PC and when I grow up I’m going to have twenty of them. one in each room of my house. I can’t wait! I’m so excited!

Ten Years Ago

stegzy – W0h dude! Like I’m really excited about the new Mike Oldfield CD, the forth coming games for the Amiga, going out, getting laid and getting smashed dude! .

Present Day

stegzyI say chaps! I’m quite chipper about having a spangly new carpet fitted today. Gosh!

Feeling all Manly

Today I used an electric jigsaw to cut a 36cm x 4cm piece of MDF.

I then went on to cut a further piece of 36cm x 26cm piece of MDF.

I then changed to a metal cutting blade and cut 2 rusted metal bolts.

For my next bit of testosterone boosting therapy I shall endeavour to drill some holes using a size 1 drill bit.

Who da man? Who da man?

**muscle flex**

Ghosting Images

Supernatural, occult and folk horror on British TV

The Haunted Generation

"Elastic time to stretch about the eternal moment..."

The Chrysalis

"For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern" -- William Blake

Late to the Theater

Florida women take on culture and stuff.


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