The Compostual Existentialist

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Today I feel really down. I have no idea why. Well…thats a lie. Im partly down because I have to “work” today. Sometimes this job gets me down. Too many stupid people, wanting stupid things or doing stupid things. I then spend about 30 minutes looking for a job else where but to no avail.

Ok so if in the slim chance, you have a job for me paying £16k or more please let me know!

Theres a key phrase I dread –
“Im no good with computers”
– No shit! That phrase normally preceeds “..
.and I want to turn my PC into a goat”
or ”
….can you tell me how to calculate the speed of galaxy B6 using MSpaint?”


Theres no hope for these people. ”
Oh but Steve, you know about computers you shouldnt be so hard on these people”
Yeah! I know about computers cos I took the fucking time to learn! I didn’t have anyone to ask about how to use internet exploder in 1997.

The little voice in my head says “KILL THEM ALL!” but for the lack of a weapon of mass destruction I have to pass.

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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