Shoes

Goodness! How many shoes does my wife have??? Still more than most people that took part in yesterdays polls.

Its because ladies have extra feet isnt it? I knew it……….Tis the only explanation.

I have 6 pairs

a knocking about pair
a pair of trainers
a pair of slippers
a pair of walking boots (for walking up mountains)
a posh pair for getting dressed up with
and a pair of sandals for beach purposes

Clair has……

a pair for walking about in
a pair for running in
a pair for skipping in
a pair of slippers for warm weather
a pair of slippers for cold weather
a pair of wellies
a pair of sandals
a pair of plastic flip flops
a pair of shoes for monday
a pair of shoes for tuesday
a pair of shoes for wednesday
a pair of shoes for monday in case the others on monday are dirty
a pair for getting married in
a pair for this
several pairs for that

And….everytime we pass a shoe shop its “Oooh theyre nice….I’d like a pair of them!”

Sheesh!

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