Goodness! How many shoes does my wife have??? Still more than most people that took part in yesterdays polls.
Its because ladies have extra feet isnt it? I knew it……….Tis the only explanation.
I have 6 pairs
- a knocking about pair
- a pair of trainers
- a pair of slippers
- a pair of walking boots (for walking up mountains)
- a posh pair for getting dressed up with
- and a pair of sandals for beach purposes
Clair has……
- a pair for walking about in
- a pair for running in
- a pair for skipping in
- a pair of slippers for warm weather
- a pair of slippers for cold weather
- a pair of wellies
- a pair of sandals
- a pair of plastic flip flops
- a pair of shoes for monday
- a pair of shoes for tuesday
- a pair of shoes for wednesday
- a pair of shoes for monday in case the others on monday are dirty
- a pair for getting married in
- a pair for this
- several pairs for that
And….everytime we pass a shoe shop its “Oooh theyre nice….I’d like a pair of them!”
Sheesh!
