Goodness! How many shoes does my wife have??? Still more than most people that took part in yesterdays polls.

Its because ladies have extra feet isnt it? I knew it……….Tis the only explanation.

I have 6 pairs

• a knocking about pair
• a pair of trainers
• a pair of slippers
• a pair of walking boots (for walking up mountains)
• a posh pair for getting dressed up with
• and a pair of sandals for beach purposes

Clair has……

• a pair for walking about in
• a pair for running in
• a pair for skipping in
• a pair of slippers for warm weather
• a pair of slippers for cold weather
• a pair of wellies
• a pair of sandals
• a pair of plastic flip flops
• a pair of shoes for monday
• a pair of shoes for tuesday
• a pair of shoes for wednesday
• a pair of shoes for monday in case the others on monday are dirty
• a pair for getting married in
• a pair for this
• several pairs for that

And….everytime we pass a shoe shop its “Oooh theyre nice….I’d like a pair of them!”

Sheesh!