This is me with my ex-girlfriend Vanessa. She liked garlic too much and tended to pong.


When I was younger I was in a band with 3 of me mates. John (the bin man) Paul (worked in a chippy) and some guy called Ringo. They were shit so I left.


I was there when the Berlin Wall fell


I also managed to use my scientific skills to work out the genetic code of mice

For which I won a Nobel Prize


Afterwards we met lots of famous people


I took a trip to Mount Rushmore


And popped by Stone Henge on my way home


Occasionally I like to loiter around Trafalgar Square


I once appeared in Star Trek


And I’ve been known for waving pieces of paper around in my hand

I also used to go out with Lady Diana but her teeth kept getting in the way so I let Charles have her.