Its all true (honest)

This is me with my ex-girlfriend Vanessa. She liked garlic too much and tended to pong.

When I was younger I was in a band with 3 of me mates. John (the bin man) Paul (worked in a chippy) and some guy called Ringo. They were shit so I left.

I was there when the Berlin Wall fell

I also managed to use my scientific skills to work out the genetic code of mice

For which I won a Nobel Prize

Afterwards we met lots of famous people

I took a trip to Mount Rushmore

And popped by Stone Henge on my way home

Occasionally I like to loiter around Trafalgar Square

I once appeared in Star Trek

And I’ve been known for waving pieces of paper around in my hand

I also used to go out with Lady Diana but her teeth kept getting in the way so I let Charles have her.

Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.

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