Rain rain
Go away
Come back
Another day
stegzy Gnomepants
Wants to stay
In Wales this weekend
But its too bloody wet
At the moment meaning
The ground will be too cold
And wet to pitch a tent
And there are no hostels nearby
So fucking bastard Rain
Ruins another
Bank Holiday
Rain, Rain
Go to Spain
Or better still
or the south east
Or Surrey
So that
The gardeners
can use

Nursery Rhyme Meanings

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.