Rain

Rain rain
Go away
Come back
Another day
stegzy Gnomepants
Wants to stay
In Wales this weekend
But its too bloody wet
At the moment meaning
The ground will be too cold
And wet to pitch a tent
And there are no hostels nearby
So fucking bastard Rain
Ruins another
Bank Holiday
Weekend
Rain, Rain
Go to Spain
Or better still
Africa
or the south east
Or Surrey
So that
The gardeners
can use
Their
Hose
Pipes

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