The Compostual Existentialist

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Christmas

Shite.

So after running round like a wingless bluebottle all day attempting to get all the presents in…I get told that next Saturday is just bog standard good old 23rd December….WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME!!?!?!?!?!?

I could have done it all then!

Fuckers.

I’m really really having a bad time with all this festive bollocks this year. I suggested that next year we told everyone not to bother with getting us presents and we wont bother getting anyone else presents (apart from Charlotte and Merri). Clair looked at me as if I had just suggested we drunk bleach for fun.

Honestly…consumerism has definitely totally fucked Christmas right up the arse with a barbed wire condom and catsan for lubricant IMO at least.

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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