Five Currant Buns
Five currant buns
In a supermarket
Round and full of fat, wheat, milk, possibly nuts and sugar with a cherry on the top
So no, you can’t have them
Stop your whinging
And put them back on the shelf.
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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine.
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