Take the bowl
And fill it
With cornflakes, cheese
or Millet
And fill it
With cornflakes, cheese
or Millet
Add the milk
Boil the kettle
A cup of tea (will put you in)
FinefettlePick up the paper
From off the floor
Sit on the sofa
Away from the door
Boil the kettle
A cup of tea (will put you in)
FinefettlePick up the paper
From off the floor
Sit on the sofa
Away from the door
Munch and crunch
Crackle and Pop
Toast is done
Put jam on top!
Switch on the telly
Watch breakfast news
Don’t get too comfy
You might have a snooze
Then grab your coat
And hat and bag
Run to the bus stop
Morning’s first fag
The Bus swings round the corner
All packed to the door
Standing room only
Or sit on the floor
The passengers sneeze
And cough over you
You digest your breakfast
It’s time for a poo
The wheat in the toast
Agreed not with your belly
Which gurgles and splutters
And could be quite smelly
So when you arrive
At your place of work
Run for the toilet
Don’t be a berk
