In the butchers

Person:- Hello, I would like some meat

Butcher:- What type of meat?

Person:- I would like meat from a cow

Butcher:- What cut would you like?

Person:- I would like shin

Butcher:- How much shin would you like?

Person:- I would like 500g’s of shin

Butcher:- That will be £3.50 please


In the Butchers

Person:- Hello, I would like 500g of beef shin please

Butcher:- Certainly. That will be £3.50 please.

See how simple it is? How an unnecessary conversation can be condensed into a just one statement and answer? It’s not hard really is it?

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.