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Week of poetry

They’re looking for a poet
In this country of mine
To be the laureate
That would be fine

Sadly my poetic skills
Are not shit hot
So my application
They will not have got

So this weeks entrys
In true Gnomepantic form
Will be in verse
And a break from the norm

But I ask you reader
This poll to complete
The first entry of which
Makes tomorrow’s entry a treat

Edit The winner is stephmog with “bees”.

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.