It was assembly. We were all in the assembly hall listening to Mr Deveraux discuss the current affairs of the school week. One of the fifth formers came into the hall late. The said fifth former was wearing a fashionable denim jacket. School uniform being strict at my school Mr Deveraux saw him immediately and his voice boomed across the hall.
“The only people that come to this school in denim jackets come to empty the bins lad”
The assembled school burst into peals of laughter. The fifth former fell into a pit of embarrassment never to be heard of again.