The cold – A crap poeb by Stegzy Gnobepants.

Go away
Com’b back
Annudder day
I’b sniffing and snookin
And snottink wif glee
My eyes are streabing
So I cant see
By nose is sore
Fromb blowing it
My head feels though
With Brick been hit
By Coughs returned
With bost alarb
I snort like the pigs
Down at the farb
So forgive be if I ask for hab
Or have problebs saying
Plub Jab
It’s just this cold
Torbenting be
It’ll be gone soon
You’ll see.