The Compostual Existentialist

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How to be successful and wealthy

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1. Become completely inept at operating or using computers
2. Lose all social skills
3. Be rude and vacuous
4. Think only of yourself
5. Remember everyone else only exists when you can see/hear them
6. Spending £5 on a carrot is preferable to spending 30p on a carrot, even if there are no discernible differences
7. Remember that you own the road, so driving like a twat will make you more successful in life.

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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