Bzzz bzzzz bzzzz
That is what you do
Pollinating the flowers
Between the morning dew
Bzz bzzzz bzzzz
Behind my ears and head
In and out the undergrowth
Until it’s time for bed
Bzzz bzzz bzzz bzzzz
What’s that awful noise
You’ve got yourself caught in a web
They’re dangerous not toys
Bzzzzz bzzzzzzz bzzzzzz

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.