Hot Days by Stegzy Gnomepants
I know I shouldn’t look
When I’m walking down the street
But when they’re in my face
I can’t just look at feetThey’re out there in vast numbers
Proud and volumous
But I swear I wasn’t looking
Just I thought I saw my busCos if I stumbled blindly
Arms stretched, felt where I go
I’m sure I’d walk into them
And this you’d say I know“Look where you’re going weirdo”
“You cant walk round like that”
“You stand their with your beard-o”
“I think you are a twat”And then you’d punch and kick me
And push me to the ground
So I’ll walk with my eyes open
And see them nice and round
Ah thank you.

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