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  • After discovering dark mysterious forces at work and receiving instruction from the Magic Apple. stegzy Gnomepants enters the next stage of education.

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  • Hold your Plums

    Jill came round last night and the conversation came round to Hold Your Plums, a Radio quiz show hosted by Billy Butler and Wally Scott. It was famous because the contestants were exceptionally dim. Every Sunday my nan and I used to be in stiches listening to the show. Anyway, I did some research and…

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  • Flat Cap time Primary School Part 2:- Miss Gradwell 1978-1979

    Having survived the evil claws of Mrs Oakley and fully equipped with skills in ABC and 123. My educational journey took a further step forward to Miss Gradwell’s class

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  • Dreamscape

    If it’s not flippin’ Comedy inflatable breasted vampiresses in tight fitting PVC catsuits or grinning (grinning…just..grinning… with those manic cold eyes…grinning) emaciated men sat at the end of the bed playing with brown threads; its bloody underground railways or bizarro weirdy people insisting I do things against my better judgement. Now I don’t normally post…

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  • Missing in action

    Missing in action

    It’s been busy in work the past two days. Mainly because it is half term and there is loads to do in the college. My mind is like a pan of scouse. A bit longer on gas mark 4 and it’ll be somewhere close to ready. Expect minimal postage this week.

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  • Jugs

    Points of note:-

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  • Insignificance

    Insignificance

    Something I like to do once in a while when I have a bit of peace and quiet is to contemplate how minute and insignificant I am

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  • Drab

    Drab

    Four o’ clock couldn’t come quick enough for me. Already things to do at the weekend are mounting up. Things I need to do include:- But not until I’ve sat in the Three Horseshoes with my pint, my papers and my pack of crisps.

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