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  • Stupid

    5 Daft things I secretly believe and know that they might be daft and possibly implausible but haven’t been entirely convinced otherwise – Toothpaste actually causes more damage than it is reputed to fix and is marketed by dentists and oral hygienists to keep them wealthy and, like hair, teeth have their own cleaning mechanism.…

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  • Weekend

    Dust everywhere. Cant get over the dust. EVERYWHERE!! Think I’m gonna need to throw a dusting party or something. Hopefully it will all be over at the end of the week. Kitchen people are coming on Wednesday and the plasterer some time during the week and boy has he got his work cut out for…

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  • Doctor Quackers

    So i went to the doctors today to pick up my prescription meds and I thought I’d get my flu jab while I was there. “Come in” he said “Have I seen you since you had your bloods done” I affirmed that he hadn’t and asked him how I got on. “If I were you”…

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  • Crap Poetry #2321

    Hair Oh where Has my hair Gone I dispair Is it there? My hair once fair Do you care? Ah thankyou.

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  • Hat

    Went to look at the dust bowl that was my house last night. To be honest it wasnt that bad. Of course everything was covered in a thin film of brick and plaster dust but they’d been really industrious and managed to channel out most of the wall sockets and light switches. There were a…

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  • Madness

    Anyway, I’m still alive…Yesterday was filled with boxes and the act of packing of boxes. No! not because I’m moving back to Liverpool but because this week the electricians are about. So we’ve decamped, cats in tow, to Lindsey’s. Though for how long I have no idea. Cats jumping on my head while I’m trying…

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  • Bottom

    Before today’s fun and games I took a trip to Liverpool on Friday night to see the Bonzo Dog Do Dah Reunion Tour at the Liverpool Philharmonic.

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  • Oof

    Oof

    So, I went to the Brewery Tap in Wakefield today to meet aladdin_sane. This is he Anyway, I think the beer must have been really strong because can I only remember the first pint. The next thing I remember was waking up in Ackworth with a sore bum and a really bad headache….weird that….

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  • Protected: Potatoes – Explaining a situation

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  • Protected: Interesting Potato Fact No 9 in a series of 10

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