Pop Pickers

Hey pop kids and Hip chicks.

DJ Stegz here. You dig?

Tha’ happin’ choonz and funky vibez dat was Stegzy’s LJ Compilation Volume 1 is proud to announce a sister CD currently in da kitchen. Groovy!

So lap up da phat choonz on Stegzy’s LJ Compilation Volume 2, u knowz wot 2 do…Big up the LJ massive! innit.

Translation

Hello young people and ladies of modern taste. Mr Stegzy Gnomepants here. Hello. The rather successful and highly desirable compilation of music and fun that was Stegzy’s LJ Compilation Volume 1 is soon to be joined by second volume. Hurrah.
So to add the CD to your collection please complete the Poll below and or send me your details (stegzy@gmail.com) whereby you can enjoy Stegzy’s LJ Compilation Volume 2. Hurrah for Livejournal. Isn’t it

Terms and Conditions Please allow 30 days for delivery. Stegzy Gnomepants reserves the right to procrastinate and post them off when he can afford it (After all you’re getting summat for nowt really). Any strange men hanging round outside your house dressed as grinning clowns are unlikely to be stegzy therefore call the police and don’t offer the clown anything. No badgers were harmed in the making of these CD’s. By ordering a CD you are doing just that and not signing up to any dodgy schemes run by a slightly dodgy looking scouser. Copyright will be infringed; if you have a problem with that then that’s ok just don’t go crying to the FBI or CIA or Billy Bob Bagshaw or MI6 or Captain Kronos Vampire hunter because they have enough problems on their hands trying to apprehend evil masterminds such as Malcolm Glazier and Milli Vanilli. Keep away from naked flames. Do not use as coaster for cups of hot tea. Does not prevent scabies in donkeys. All rights reserved (like tables in restaurants that no one ever seems to sit at)