I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working.

I feel like I’ve run a marathon last night. Think the early start and late end of Saturday has caught up with me.

In other news the outside tap has defied reason. The inside taps all worked fine. The shower was as pleasant as always. But the outside tap…well…that just wouldn’t work. I fiddled under the sink this morning and the network of bent copper that is Barratt* plumbing, but still the fucker wouldn’t work. Then, after filling the watering can using the kitchen tap for the 3rd time….the tap started to work. Bastard.

Guess the gremlins have taken angelhands‘ absence as an opportunity to annoy me. The buggers have also hidden my staff card, made Spongebob fall off his shelf in the study, popped 2 lights and made my trousers vanish. Its either gremlins or Yoda & Missis Mop are playing tricks….

* Barratt – Specialists in Lego houses.

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.