WANTED: Crap Jokes

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
What sort of bees make milk? Boo bees
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny

Jim and I have been trying to out crap each other with our crap jokes. They come in handy around 10 year olds babbling about episodes of the Simpsons and “interesting” facts about things. They also amuse inebriated thirty somethings and help break the ice during dull moments. Sadly my source material is drying up like the outer fringes of the Gobi Desert so I have to outsource my crap jokes. Therefore I am pimping….Please..in comments…..tell me your crap jokes. Please! The crappier or cornier the better….I might chuck in a prize for the best crappiest one……

NB If you are reading this on my page or using my style you can highlight the spaces next to the questions for the answers…

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stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.