The Compostual Existentialist

Wordpress flavour with added crunchy bits

Where is it?

User: I have a problem with my monitor
stegzy Ok what is the problem
User: I don’t know. It does this weird thing.
stegzy enters into fault database **monitor does weird thing** I see. And the sticker number?
User: 12345
stegzy : Ok and thats in room 1 of the turnip building
User: eh?
stegzy Where is it? the monitor??
User: On my desk here
stegzy Just fuck off and die please

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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