Where is it?

User: I have a problem with my monitor
stegzy Ok what is the problem
User: I don’t know. It does this weird thing.
stegzy enters into fault database **monitor does weird thing** I see. And the sticker number?
User: 12345
stegzy : Ok and thats in room 1 of the turnip building
User: eh?
stegzy Where is it? the monitor??
User: On my desk here
stegzy Just fuck off and die please