User: Hi I’m the IT Rep for the department of Tit studies* and my colleagues mouse isn’t working
stegzy – (Thinking: Well why the fuck didn’t he call then?) Ok. Is it a USB or a PS2 mouse?
User: I don’t know. What’s the difference?
stegzy – Erm…how the fuck can you call yourself an IT Rep?! **
User: I don’t know. I shall quit straight away and take my kids and myself for immediate processing at the Spam factory.
* – Not a real university department
** – maybe complete fantasy