If she can get a job why can’t I?

User: Hi I’m the IT Rep for the department of Tit studies* and my colleagues mouse isn’t working
stegzy(Thinking: Well why the fuck didn’t he call then?) Ok. Is it a USB or a PS2 mouse?
User: I don’t know. What’s the difference?
stegzy – Erm…how the fuck can you call yourself an IT Rep?! **
User: I don’t know. I shall quit straight away and take my kids and myself for immediate processing at the Spam factory.

* – Not a real university department
** – maybe complete fantasy

Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.

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