The Compostual Existentialist

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Beyond comprehension

Imagine, if you will, the following scenario:-

*tinkle tinkle of shop door bell*
Fishmonger:-  Hello sir how can I help
Customer:- Yes I would  like some spanners please
Fishmonger:- Yes well you might need next door as this is the fishmongers
Customer:- **hmph** that’s not good enough

Now imagine the following scenario:-

I am sat at the Computer Services desk in the library next to these two signs       You can clearly read these from the library entrance.

stegzy:- Hello sir how can I help
stupid user:- Yes I would like to look at issues of The Journal of the Really Uninteresting held in special collections and Edition four of Everything in Here has Been Discussed by Theologians a Thousand Times Before by Hubert Cumberdale with ice, lemon and one of them fancy umbrellas. Where do I start?
stegzy:- Ok well…first off you would start with my library colleague who should be able to help you
stupid user:-**snort of contempt** You mean you don’t know? **hmmph** fucking waste of time
stegzy yes that’s right. Because I am Computing services which is why I am sat next to these two signs you arrogant fuck.
stupid user:- (to library colleague) Look this isn’t good enough, I need these books right now or my coffee table won’t look impressive
**stegzy leaps over desk and pounds stupid user‘s head into the floor with Whittaker’s Books in Print 2003O-St**

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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