Learn to Speak Barnsleyese: Lesson 1

Are you alright? – Yo raaate?
At the junction turn right – At junkshun turn raaaate
The answer I gave was right – A wus fuckin raaaate
European Court of Human Rights – Europe kert of uman raaaates
The priest gave Colin the last rites – thu parson giv wor Colun the las Raaates