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Scrotes

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Coppers came and had a “I’d rather be back in the warmth of the station supping tea and eating bacon sandwiches” look around the scene of the crime. Bodie & Doyle they weren’t. More like The Bill on a go slow. They suggested that a miniture crime wave has been affecting Brierley as there are two guys who have this “Go into gaol for burglary – Get out of gaol – Get back into gaol by committing burglary” routine. The coppers suspected them.

An hour later the SOCO guy turned up. CSI Brierley it was not. I was indicating how the scrotes had got in and what they might have touched but he was uninterested. Instead he took a sample of glass (apparently they can match up glass fragments)
dusted a few places for prints and went on his merry way. He didn’t seem hopeful.

So…shopping list:-

2 security camera’s with night vision
Baseball bat
Ski Mask
The Art of Torture by Marquis de Sade

In other news, I ache all over. I fear I have Yorkshire disease. Hot bath and fluffy pyjamas for me when I get home methinks…

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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