Well the cat is out of the bag (mainly because it was cruel to keep it in there) and the secrets are in. The following secrets need to be shared.
I adore Mr. Gnomepants despite his love of Ken Russell. – Good news. Ken Russell’s only good film was Lair of the White Worm but only because Amanda Thingie walks round in the buff for most of it. I can’t stand him really.
vegetables make you fart – they do! I’ve got terrible wind at the moment. All that cabbage I had last night.
I like Paris Hilton’s music – You should be ashamed
George Bush and Tony Blair are secretly Gay Lovers. – This is not a secret. They have been bummers for some time now. But which one is the top or are they both switch?
I’m scared of worms – Me too…the electronic kind.
I like Barry Manilow – Seek medical attention before it gets too late
I have a pile of dead possums in my closet – Your room must stink
when I die, I want to come back as a chocolate cheesecake – I will eat you.
I sometimes wonder if I should be married – If you think you should then go for it.
I dont know! 😦 – I don’t either