These people are teaching your children

Teacher – Can I have my username and password please?
stegzy – Yes. Your username is dick.wad and your password is password1 with a capital P.
Teacher – B1?
stegzy – No password1 with a capital P.
Teacher – All one word?
stegzy – Yes with a one at the end.
Teacher – is that the letter 1?
stegzy – Eh?!

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.