Local chavs

Surely there is some legal way of administering obnoxious little shits that clearly need a sound clout across the head a sound clout across the head.

Without getting into trouble.

Local chav kids are being shits again. I fear no matter how many youth clubs, social schemes or the like councils provide for them they’re still going to be little shits needing a sound clout across the head.

Maybe it can become a new Yorkshire tradition.

Chav clouting.

Yes I approve.

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