[LJ2ME] Dream

I meant to tell you. Last night i dreamt i was given three parcel collection forms labeled ‘live specimin’. On an attempt to redeem the tickets i was approached by a beautiful woman who turned out to be in a satanist working on behalf of sinister unknown forces. She then came at me with a syringe filled with a weird green liquid. I thwarted her by waking up.

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.