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Predictions 2008

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Using the little known dark art of Chocolatomancy and the mystical power of a AAA battery I have been bestowed with all the knowledge for the year ahead. Behold Stegzy Gnomepants’ 2008 Predictions.

Global

There will be an assasination attempt on a major international political leader. But for security reasons the general public at large will not learn of it until after they leave office.

A large tropical storm will prove problematic and cause devastation in a far off land.

The price of oil worldwide will continue to rise causing many western countries to face financial difficulties.

A terrorist attack in the west will result in global condemnation.

Shocking and disturbing information about the Pope’s past will filter into the public domain.

Britain

Rising petrol prices will result in fuel protests and riots in some northern towns. The riots will be heavily condemned and more laws will be introduced to further supress public unrest.

Gordon Brown will face further humiliation and calls for his resignation by party members may result in the catalyisation of a General Election.

A major accident on a motorway will result in calls for foreign drivers to be required to pass a British driving test before being allowed on British roads.

Parts of Suffolk will be submerged during an unusually high tide.

Celebrity Deaths (or wishful thinking)

Amy Winehouse
Richard Attenborough
Norman Wisdom
Bernard Cribbins
Jim Dale
Frank Bruno

LJ

LJ usage will continue to decline however –

billzy will meet an old friend
aladdin_sane will eat a kebab which will give him belly ache
celticblissy will realise the error of her ways and renounce Marmite
louenn will find some money in an unexpected place.
zoefruitcake will start collecting wafers
das_clive & cujosmurf will meet a tall fair handsome stranger.
jimrock will discover the art of cheese and chutney.
fj_warren will win an award for her chutney.
ridaibhi will buy a new hat.

There will also be a marriage, a surprise birth and a house move for some, as yet unknown LJfriends.
Glue will become an important thing for one member of the FList.
One FLister will start a new hobby after a recieving the contents of a mysterious letter.

I also predict that only 10% of these predictions will come true.

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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