>Rhubarb – A Crap Poem by Stegzy Gnomepants (poet laureate)

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Rhubarb

Oh Rhubarb!

Let me hold thee by the stem

Let me experience your aroma

Let me behold your magnificence

For it is thee that tempts me

With custard

Not Mustard

But yea spices such as nutmeg

Or with cream

Long, pink, slender stems

Droopy green parasol leaf

Lightly stewed

Served with beef

Rhubarb! Oh Rhubarb!


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