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>Rhubarb – A Crap Poem by Stegzy Gnomepants (poet laureate)

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Rhubarb

Oh Rhubarb!

Let me hold thee by the stem

Let me experience your aroma

Let me behold your magnificence

For it is thee that tempts me

With custard

Not Mustard

But yea spices such as nutmeg

Or with cream

Long, pink, slender stems

Droopy green parasol leaf

Lightly stewed

Served with beef

Rhubarb! Oh Rhubarb!


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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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