Rhubarb – A Crap Poem by Stegzy Gnomepants (poet laureate)

Oh Rhubarb!
Let me hold thee by the stem
Let me experience your aroma
Let me behold your magnificence
For it is thee that tempts me
With custard
Not Mustard
But yea spices such as nutmeg
Or with cream
Long, pink, slender stems
Droopy green parasol leaf
Lightly stewed
Served with beef
Rhubarb! Oh Rhubarb!