Custard – A poem by Stegalopolis Gnomopantalon

Custard

Yellow and gloopy
Yellow and runny
Yellow and lumpy
Yellow and funny
Custard I love you
Custard you’re great
Hot in a bowl
Cold on a plate
I like you with pie
I like you quite thick
I like you with jelly
Though some think that sick
But custard oh custard
You yellowly majestic confection
I love you so much
You give me an erection infection

 

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