Hunger – Slightly improved poetry by Stegzy Gnomepants.

Hunger

Stop your incessant whining
You furry mosquito
You’re pestering me for food or drink
Or maybe a burrito

You’re prowling round the room
Yipping and yowling
You jump up on my desk
When pushed off you start growling

You are an impatient cat
You’ve only just been fed
It’s not your tea for quite some time
So go curl up on t’ bed

You’re nudging my hand
You’re tripping up my feet
Oh for fuck sake you annoying cat
Here! Have a plate of meat.

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