>Slightly improved poetry by Stegzy Gnomepants.

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Hunger

Stop your incessant whining

You furry mosquito

You’re pestering me for food or drink

Or maybe a burrito

You’re prowling round the room

Yipping and yowling

You jump up on my desk

When pushed off you start growling

You are an impatient cat

You’ve only just been fed

It’s not your tea for quite some time

So go curl up on t’ bed

You’re nudging my hand

You’re tripping up my feet

Oh for fuck sake you annoying cat

Here! Have a plate of meat.


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