>Slightly improved poetry by Stegzy Gnomepants.

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Hunger

Stop your incessant whining

You furry mosquito

You’re pestering me for food or drink

Or maybe a burrito

You’re prowling round the room

Yipping and yowling

You jump up on my desk

When pushed off you start growling

You are an impatient cat

You’ve only just been fed

It’s not your tea for quite some time

So go curl up on t’ bed

You’re nudging my hand

You’re tripping up my feet

Oh for fuck sake you annoying cat

Here! Have a plate of meat.


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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.

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