- Age: 34
- Where did you grow up: Liverpool, UK
- WHAT DO YOU CALL:
- A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
A stream if it’s moving. A pond if it’s still or a puddle if it’s in the middle of the road.- What the thing you push around the grocery store is called?
Shopping trolley. Pensioner. Coffin.- A metal container to carry a meal in.
Err…metal food container (?!)…can…metal box…fuckme.- The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
A frying pan- The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Sofa or Settee if I’m being posh- The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Automated Roof Rain carrier offer. Or gutter.- The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
The pub? Kids round here seem to sit outside in a Bus Shelter. Though I suspect the meme means Patio.- Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Pop- A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Pancake. Pizza.- A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Big fat bastard sandwich.- The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Trunks or in billzy‘s case – Dirty rain coat.- Shoes worn for sports.
Depends where I am, if I’m in Liverpool it’s trainees lah if I’m anywhere else it’s trainers- Putting a room in order.
Tidy up.- A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Mutant radioactive moth- The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Tired. Dead.- The children’s playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
A see-saw- How do you eat your pizza?
Through a special aperture in the back of my neck.
.- What’s it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
“Oh look they’ve gone away and the gypsies have broken into their house”- What’s the evening meal?
Tea- The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Hell/Hades/Volcano (I suspect you mean cellar)- What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
A puddle
.- Do the words pen and pin sound the same or different?
What sort of question is that? Of course they sound different or they’d be the same fucking word!- When addressing a group of people, what phrase do you use?
Formal – Ladies and Gentlemen
Informal – Oi yooz / eh you lot/ bunch of twats.- Does the vowel sound in the word pinch sound more like the sound in thin or mean?
thin- What is the name of a large window in the side of a house that can be opened for entry/exit?
Broken- What do you call the machine in the kitchen that keeps food cold?
Smithsons Patented Steam Food colderiser
