>Eyes – A poem by Stegzy Gnomepants

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I see you looking up at me

Your eyes unblinking

I cut you into wedges

Into hot boiling water, sinking

For the crimes you’ve committed

And the sins you’ve made

After the fork

And before the spade

And when you’re soft

But not quite cooked

I pop you into the oven

Ha ha! Now you’re fucked

180 degrees

Two thousand seconds

Until you crisp up

My plate it beckons

And as your dead eyes

Stare up at me

I coat you with condiments

Sodium free

It serves you right

You evil spud

But I have to admit

You do taste quite good.

Ah thankyou.

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