The Compostual Existentialist

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>Eyes – A poem by Stegzy Gnomepants

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I see you looking up at me

Your eyes unblinking

I cut you into wedges

Into hot boiling water, sinking

For the crimes you’ve committed

And the sins you’ve made

After the fork

And before the spade

And when you’re soft

But not quite cooked

I pop you into the oven

Ha ha! Now you’re fucked

180 degrees

Two thousand seconds

Until you crisp up

My plate it beckons

And as your dead eyes

Stare up at me

I coat you with condiments

Sodium free

It serves you right

You evil spud

But I have to admit

You do taste quite good.

Ah thankyou.

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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