stegzy – I never received the form and neither did seven of my class mates
Receptionist – They were sent out to you
stegzy – Yes but we never received the forms
Receptionist – Have you moved house?
stegzy – Nope.
Receptionist – Well they were sent out.
stegzy – That still doesn’t change the fact that we never got the forms. Maybe you should be having this conversation with Royal Mail
Receptionist – Awkward twat.
stegzy – Miserable bitch
Receptionist – Fill this in….

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.